Crumbl Cookies review #14: Caramel Cake, Boston Cream Pie and Red Velvet White Chip

Crumbl Cookies - Caramel Cake, Boston Cream Pie and Red Velvet White Chip - April 18, 2022

L-R: Caramel Cake, Red Velvet White Chip, Boston Cream Pie, Carrot Cake

I've been out of the country for almost 3 weeks and therefore missed 2 weeks' worth of Crumbl specialty flavors (*gasp* #FirstWorldProblems). But apparently that just meant that instead of limiting myself to only 2 specialty flavors when I got back, I would get 3. And since I was already going to get 3, I might as well upgrade myself to a 4-pack because it was cheaper per cookie to get 4. I can rationalize anything. But I didn't want the 4th specialty flavor that week as it was snickerdoodle and I had already tried Crumbl's snickerdoodle and didn't think it was special enough to get again. I was also feeling a little salty that they did a repeat of snickerdoodle within less than 2 months whereas I've been waiting for the churro to make a reappearance since December. Fortunately my Crumbl still had the carrot cake from the prior week so I chose that as my 4th cookie.

Red Velvet White Chip

Anyway, let's knock out the easy one first: Red Velvet White Chip. I had actually tried a copycat recipe of this before I'd tasted the Crumbl version. The original Crumbl version was good but, to be honest, it wasn't Crumbl-spectacular. Maybe because I thought the copycat version was already good. It wasn't an exact copycat but the copycat from Lifestyle of a Foodie was just as good or even better. So no need to spend $4.27 next time on this one. 

And despite my not being a frosting person, I think this one could've used a little more dressing up with a cream cheese glaze.

Boston Cream Pie

Boston Cream Pie: ever since the Banana Cream Pie set my expectations so high, I keep wanting that same nirvana in their cream-filled cookies. It was the only reason I tried the key lime pie cookie but that one disappointed me. I'm sorry to say that while this was better than the key lime, the Boston Cream Pie was no Banana Cream Pie. The ganache was fine and I loved the cookie base. But the vanilla pudding was bland and didn't have much flavor, not even vanilla. It was a light topping that was a cross between a pudding and an airy whipped cream (I don't like whipped cream - it's air with calories). If a cream filling wasn't going to have flavor, I would've at least liked a heavier texture, closer to a real pudding. 

I loved the cookie base though and I confess, after the first taste test of 1/4 of the cookie as it was meant to be eaten, I scraped off the filling from the rest of the cookie and just ate the cookie base. No need to eat more calories than necessary so the filling had to go. I wouldn't get this one again.

Caramel Cake

Then we come to the caramel cake. I loved this cookie but my love is conditional: it needs to be eaten warm and it needs to not be too underbaked. Mine was baked just right with the right amount of sweetness from the glaze. At room temperature, it was still good but I liked it better warm. If/when it comes around again, I'd get it if there wasn't another specialty flavor I wanted to try.

So now I'm caught up on all my Crumbl eating and reviewing.

This week's (week of April 25, 2022) flavors don't appeal to me but for posterity, I'm noting they are: Confetti Cake, Original featuring Peanut Butter M&Ms, Brownie Batter, Passion Fruit and Classic Oatmeal. The confetti cake was a possibility but it turns out the sprinkles are in the cookie itself as well as on top and I don't like sprinkles in my baked goods. So it's no Birthday Valentine. I'm indifferent to Peanut Butter M&Ms and I don't like passion fruit so pass on both. I can rationalize not getting the brownie batter because I haven't been enamored of Crumbl's chocolate cookies (the Oreo cookie one being the exception). The Classic Oatmeal got mixed reviews from the Crumbl fan page (dry, bland, good streusel topping, etc) so I'm also passing on that one and would rather wait for the Iced Oatmeal to make a comeback.

Biscoff Butter Cookies

Biscoff Butter Cookies - made dough April 22 from Chop Notch

3/4 cup Biscoff cookie butter

1/2 cup shortening

1 cup brown sugar, packed

3 tablespoons milk

1 large egg

1 3/4 cups all-purpose flour

3/4 teaspoon baking soda

1 1/2 teaspoons salt

1. In the bowl of a stand mixer fitted with the paddle attachment, cream together cookie butter, shortening and brown sugar until well combined and fluffy.
2. Add milk and egg and beat until combined.
3. In a separate bowl, whisk together flour, baking soda and salt. Add in two additions to cookie butter mixture, mixing after each addition until just combined.
4. Portion into dough balls, cover and chill or freeze for several hours or overnight.
5. When ready to bake, preheat oven to 350 degrees and line baking sheets with parchment paper. Evenly space on prepared baking sheets and bake 12-14 minutes or until edges are set and middles no longer look raw. Remove from heat, let rest on baking sheets for 5 minutes then remove to wire rack to cool completely. 

Back to baking new recipes again. Or at least one....for now. As always, this was for military care packages I send as a volunteer for Soldiers Angels. With the warm summer months approaching, I try to look for recipes that don't use butter so there's less risk of the cookies spoiling if they have to pass too long through hot weather before arriving at their (often) desert destination.

This one was perfect as it uses shortening and cookie butter. I also used ultra pasteurized milk to play it safe although there wasn't much I could do about the egg. The dough came together beautifully and was one of those perfect doughs that wasn't too dry or too sticky so it was easy to portion out.

When baked, the texture was also perfect (to me). It didn't spread too much and had a great chewy but soft/not too soft texture. It might be one of the best cookie textures I've had. 

I wish I could say the same about the flavor. For some reason, it didn't quite taste like cookie butter to me, probably because it was "diluted" by the shortening and other ingredients. To amp up the cookie butter flavor, I recommend either drizzling the tops with melted cookie butter or glazing the tops with cookie butter, or, if you want to be even more extra, "stuffing" the middle of the cookies with cookie butter AND glazing or drizzling.

Unfortunately I couldn't drizzle or glaze since I was sending in care packages and any kind of frosting or icing doesn't hold up well in the mail. But next time, I'm going to try stuffing these cookies with cookie butter to amp up that flavor.

Crumbl Cookies review #13 - Coconut White Chip and Cookies & Cream Milkshake

Crumbl Cookies: Coconut White Chip and Cookies & Cream Milkshake - March 28, 2022

I normally go to Crumbl on my day off which is Friday but I was leaving for a trip for the rest of the week so I *had* to go on a Monday this time. The sacrifices I make for the craft....

Okay, now that my dry wit is out of the way, I will tell you the coconut white chip cookie was perfection. I love coconut anyway so I was predisposed to like this cookie. I'm not a big white chocolate fan but I don't mind it when it's paired with coconut and/or macadamia nuts. This cookie didn't disappoint. Despite not being a frosting person, some of my favorite Crumbl cookies have been frosted (hello, churro cookie, I'm still waiting for you to reappear on the menu) so I'm almost trained to expect the non-frosted ones would be too plain and not worth the $4+ per cookie. This one was. The texture and sweetness were on point. This would go on my list to get again next time it comes around.

I wish I could say the same for the Cookies & Cream Milkshake. I didn't not like it but I didn't think it was spectacular. The cookie itself was more of a dry-shortbread texture rather than the soft thick cakey-ish cookie texture I've come to favor in my Crumbl cookies.

The frosting was also pretty thick and a little overwhelming. I did soldier on and finish the whole thing (I'm getting my $4+ worth, okay?) but it took me a couple of days, eating a piece at a time. 

I think I just had high hopes for this cookie based on the copycat recipe I'd made in my pre-weekly-Crumbl visit days but, in retrospect, I think the copycat I made was better than the original Crumbl, partly because I hadn't frosted the copycat and partly because Crumbl cookies were more of a rarity back then and my taste buds weren't so jaded.

This is still a good cookie. It just goes under the category of "glad I tried it, don't need to get it again".

Crumbl Cookies review #12 - Iced Oatmeal, Triple Chocolate, Peanut Butter Snickers and Key Lime Pie

Crumbl Cookies: Iced Oatmeal, Triple Chocolate, Peanut Butter Snickers and Key Lime Pie - March 26, 2022

For this week's lineup, my original two flavors to try were the Iced Oatmeal and the Triple Chocolate. I make oatmeal cookies reasonably often and while I like them (and am more favorably disposed to them than peanut butter cookies), I don't rave about any particular oatmeal cookie. Until now. 

This Iced Oatmeal was delicious, in both flavor and texture. I'm not even sure I can describe why I liked it so much but I did. It was the right thickness, it was moist (most oatmeal cookies tend to be on the drier side) and chewy but not overwhelmed by oats. The cinnamon undertone was perfectly balanced with the light icing glaze. I'm glad it wasn't a frosting but a glaze as I think one of Crumbl's more typical thick layer of frosting would've been too much for this cookie. The light glaze was perfect.

Going in, I thought the Triple Chocolate would be my favorite but nope, it wasn't. In fact, I wasn't impressed with the Triple Chocolate at all. For some reason, the chocolate cookie itself didn't taste like anything special. This is another cookie that goes into the category of something I can make myself and don't need to buy at Crumbl. In fact, I think I prefer the Levain copycat for a chocolate cookie than Crumbl's version.

But wait, there's more. By now you know when you see me buy a 4-pack, I'm taking them as a gift for someone else. I ended up having to make an unexpected (and unwelcome) 300-mile drive out of state. The only silver linings were I got to meet up with an old friend and I brought her a 4-pack of Crumbl.

It gave me a chance to try the key lime and the peanut butter snickers cookies. I also added the Iced Oatmeal and the traditional milk chocolate chip cookie.

I didn't take a close up of the peanut butter snickers because I only had a sliver and you know how I feel about peanut butter. It was more of a dry texture than the moist, chewy, cakey texture so it wasn't going to score high on my taste bud scale regardless.

I had higher hopes for the key lime as I saw so many people raving about it online, the same way I raved about the banana cream pie. So I thought I would give it a try and see if it would overcome my usual bias against creamy desserts. I'm also not a key lime fan. Sadly, this cookie is no banana cream pie. The cookie itself seemed tasteless as was the topping. Someone had recommend squeezing the slice of lime over the cookie before eating and that probably would've given it more flavor. But my friend took the lime garnish off and sliced up the cookie for us to share and I wasn't about to tell her how to eat a cookie. But this was meh at best for me. I don't need to get key lime again, even with a squirt of lime or not. I didn't like the cookie base itself, much less the topping.

Crumbl Cookies review #11 - Sea Salt Toffee and Gold Coin Vanilla Sugar

Crumbl Cookies: Sea Salt Toffee and Gold Coin Vanilla Sugar - March 18, 2022

The Gold Coin Vanilla Sugar is literally their vanilla sugar cookie with a chocolate gold coin on top. That's fine with me as I love their Vanilla Sugar and I wasn't interested in more than 1 other flavor in this week's lineup so I was glad to get the vanilla sugar again.

The other cookie I wanted to try was this sea salt toffee. It was pretty good as well, especially eaten warm while some of the toffee was still melty and soft. Even at room temperature it was good. I liked it mostly because it seemed like their regular milk chocolate chip, just with toffee pieces and sea salt added. A good cookie although now that I've tried it, I don't need to have it again if there are other flavors I want to try the next time it comes around.

Crumbl Cookies review #10 - Cornflake Marshmallow and Cinnamon Toast Crunch

Crumbl Cookies: Cornflake Marshmallow and Cinnamon Toast Crunch - March 8 and March 12, 2022

Crumbl announced "cereal week" for this particular week's line up. All the specialty flavor cookies had some kind of cereal incorporated into them. I'm not a cereal fan so I thought this would be a good week to skip. Except I didn't. All in the name of research (of course), I decided to try the Cornflake Marshmallow cookie. Someone had described it as like a Rice Krispie treat and I like Rice Krispie treats so I figured it would be a safe one to try. 

Erk, no. I should've read Crumbl's description more closely (or read it at all); then I would've known it had peanut butter. No. Just no. The cookie wasn't terrible if you like peanut butter. I also mistakenly thought this would be served warm (also no) and for some reason, despite seeing the sample cookie at the store when I ordered, I thought that crunchy topping would be just that - a topping. Instead, it was the whole cookie. Sadly, this was not the cookie for me. In fact, I didn't even finish it, a Crumbl first for me, and an unfortunate waste of money and calories. But it just wasn't worth it to finish the whole thing so I didn't. Lesson learned. Read the descriptions on the website before buying. Wouldn't get again. 

You'll notice from the post title that I went back to Crumbl again the same week. I was traveling and there was a closer Crumbl nearby where I stayed so, before making a 7-hour drive back home, I stopped off at the Crumbl and this time got the Cinnamon Toast Crunch. That was the cereal the cookie was topped with but since it was just the topping, I figured the actual cookie itself would be more what I like about Crumbl cookies.

Fortunately, I called that one correctly. This was delicious. More like a snickerdoodle not rolled in cinnamon sugar but with a light frosting. When warm, the texture was just a tad too soft and a smidge underdone but when at room temperature, it was perfect.

I'm still not a fan of cereal but it was easy enough to pick off the cinnamon toast garnish and enjoy the frosted cookie itself. If cereal week comes back with the same offerings, this would be the only one I would get.

Crumbl Cookies review #9 - Hazelnut Sea Salt and Snickerdoodle

Crumbl Cookies: Hazelnut Sea Salt and Snickerdoodle - March 1, 2022

After the nutella-stuffed churro cookie, I was a little leery of this cookie as I didn't want another overwhelmingly cinnamon cookie topped with Nutella instead of stuffed with it.

Fortunately, my concerns were unfounded as this didn't have a cinnamon base. Instead it was a nice brown sugar cookie topped with Nutella. While it's hard to go wrong with that combo and I enjoyed the cookie, this also fell into the category of "I can make it myself". And you know I prefer the Crumbl cookies that maddeningly defy copycats and are worth the $4.27 a cookie (plus tip).

Onward to the snickerdoodle. I love snickerdoodles and this one was also really good.

However, when warm, it was just a little too mushy and underbaked as you can tell from the picture below. Uh, yeah, that's the bite I took in the car before I left the parking. (What??)

However, once I let it cool to room temperature, the texture was much better. Still a trifle soft but that's okay.

I like this (room temperature) texture and the flavor was good. I also liked the thickness of the cookie and the chewy-cakeyness of it. I do have a high bar for snickerdoodles though, especially since I have several good recipes for them that I enjoy making. So I'm glad I tried the Crumbl snickerdoodle but I don't see this being a repeat purchase if there are other flavors on the menu that I want to try when this makes a reappearance.

BTW, I don't mean to sound negative or unenthusiastic about either of these or any of the others I've blogged and will blog about. I actually need some of these to not be repeats so I can try other flavors and not gain the Crumbl 20, lol.

Crumbl Cookies review #8 - Cornbread, Cookie Monster, German Chocolate

Crumbl Cookies: Cornbread, Cookie Monster and German Chocolate - February 21, 2022

L-R: Cornbread, German Chocolate, Reese's Pieces, Blue Cookie Monster

Whenever you see me post a 4-pack, no, I didn't decide to say the hell with my A1C levels and eat more than a day's worth of empty calories in the form of multiple Crumbl cookies. (Although I'm not judging anyone who has, just sayin'.) But it does mean I was going to see friends and bringing them some. Remember my French Laundry post? I was staying with my friend, Karen, and her significant other, Brad, in their guest house. Being Filipino, I couldn't show up empty-handed to avail myself of their hospitality. Normally I would bake something to take but a storm was brewing in the Sierras on my original travel day and I ended up leaving a day early which was supposed to be my baking day. So a hasty stop at Crumbl was in order to get a 4-pack instead.

While I did get the 4-pack pictured above, I also got a single cookie of the honey cornbread cookie because I wanted to try it and it would've been tacky to show up with a 4-pack box that had a cookie missing. So I got my own.

Cornbread

I wanted to try this cookie because I've had cornbread cookies before from Momofuku and liked them. I expected to like Crumbl's. And I did. The honey butter spread on top was a perfect contrast to the warm cookie. Ironically, the only part I didn't like was the honey drizzle on top. I don't care for the taste of honey straight out of the jar. Not a big fan of it mixed into other things as a flavor but I could deal with that better than the pure honey drizzle over the cookie 

And yes, as expected, the cornbread cookie has a slight "grit" from the cornmeal. If that's not your jam, you may not like this cookie. For me, I thought it worked well in (hello) a cornbread cookie.

We ended up trying pieces of the other cookies when I arrived at Karen and Brad's. I didn't get a picture of the Reese's pieces one as I didn't try it. That turned out to be Karen's favorite and she assured me it was good. Brad's favorite was the cornbread cookie. I'm glad I had bought my own as I would've felt like a terrible guest, partaking of one of my host's favorite cookies and making him share it, lol.

Cookie Monster

None of us cared for the Blue Cookie Monster Cookie. This seemed like just a semisweet chocolate cookie with an overly sweet frosting. I know a lot of people raved about this cookie and the raves were to the point where I wondered if I was eating the same cookie they were. I didn't care for it as I prefer milk chocolate and I thought the cookie was a little dry and the frosting was too sweet. I wouldn't get it again.

German Chocolate

I did enjoy the German Chocolate one though. The chocolate cookie was cakey and thick, perfectly able to hold up the traditional German chocolate topping of coconut and pecans. It was delicious. I only had a piece though as by then, I'd reached max Crumbl capacity. But this goes on the list to get again if there aren't any other flavors I "need" to try that week.