Thursday, April 2, 2026

Online Bakery Review: Fat & Weird Cookie (Florida)

Online Bakery Review: Fat & Weird Cookie (Florida) - arrived January 27, 2026 
I love discovering new, small business cookie businesses to support. If I can't find one locally, there's always the big wide world of the internet.
Fat & Weird Cookie crossed my online browsing and I was tempted enough to...er...bite. At the time, there was a special running so I was able to get 4 cookies of my choice plus a "mystery" 4-pack (which means their choice of what to send me) for $32.99 which included shipping. If you've ever bought online baked goods before, you know that's a deal.

I ended up with 8 fat (and weird) cookies. I'm only picturing 7 as I gave the Peanut Butter Fluffernutter to my niece and didn't get a picture of it first. The "fat" part of the cookies (besides the obvious in terms of ingredients) is they're nicely chubby cookies stuffed with filling. The fun is picking which combination you want to indulge in.
Getting Toasted (Creme Brulee)

And these cookies are definitely an indulgence. Size-wise, they're a little deceptive looking in that, in terms of radius, they're not as big as other commercially available cookies, like the T-Rex cookies, for example. But because they are so fat in terms of stuffing and chunkiness, they pack a punch. A good one.




Cookie Terrestrial

In general, I found these cookies delicious, no matter the flavor or the combination with stuffing. They're best if you warm them up in an air fryer for a few minutes. The outside gets a little crisp (but not hard) and the stuffing gets melty. So the texture is fabulous.



Starboy
I particularly liked the ones with caramel and chocolate chips. You really can't beat a melty caramel and chocolate combination.



Part of the mystery pack
I didn't take a picture of the wrapping on this blue one so I forgot what it's called or what the stuffing was. Taste-wise this was good but it was probably my least favorite. While the others would get a score of 4 or 5 on a 5-point scale, this one would get a 3 at best. I just don't like blue food. I don't like the concept of the dye coursing through my system (I'm even a little leery of the red dye in red velvet these days). Plus I wasn't a fan of the creamy filling on this one.


But overall, these were terrific cookies. I don't see the same $32.99 deal for 8 cookies anymore though. Which is probably just as well as my A1C levels need to decrease before I put in another order. Which I will someday as these cookies were pretty good.
Big Sexy




Grande Sexy





The Party Animal

Part of the mystery pack - I'm not a fan of the blue filling



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